{"id":2457,"date":"2015-12-27T20:30:55","date_gmt":"2015-12-28T01:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/?p=2457"},"modified":"2022-12-27T10:24:23","modified_gmt":"2022-12-27T15:24:23","slug":"markus-thoughts-on-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/?p=2457","title":{"rendered":"Markus&#8217; Thoughts on Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Markus today when coming back from his play-date: &#8220;Papi, is Santa Claus a holy man?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me: &#8220;Yes, Markus, I think so&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Markus: &#8220;So then he must be dead already, <a><\/a>right? and he is now something like a ghost!&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me: &#8220;Yes, that sounds right.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Markus: &#8220;But ghosts cannot touch anything. So, how did he eat the cookies and drink the milk?&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me: &#8220;.. and also bring the presents. Hmm&#8230; what are you saying? Do you think there is something wrong?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Markus: &#8220;Yes, I think people are lying!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me: &#8220;Really? What are people lying about?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Markus: &#8220;I think ghosts can actually touch things. This is how Santa does his magic.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t8a\/3\/16\/1f642.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude42\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1152\" src=\"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20151227-193110_T-Mobile-Ana-2048x1152.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20151227-193110_T-Mobile-Ana-2048x1152.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20151227-193110_T-Mobile-Ana-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20151227-193110_T-Mobile-Ana-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/20151227-193110_T-Mobile-Ana-1536x864.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Markus on Santa&#8217;s real trick.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Markus today when coming back from his play-date: &#8220;Papi, is Santa Claus a holy man?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Yes, Markus, I think so&#8221;. Markus: &#8220;So then he must be dead already, right? and he is now something like a ghost!&#8221;. Me: &#8220;Yes, that sounds right.&#8221; Markus: &#8220;But ghosts cannot touch anything. So, how did he eat the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/?p=2457\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Markus&#8217; Thoughts on Santa&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2457"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2461,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2457\/revisions\/2461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}