{"id":1405,"date":"2013-05-16T20:35:41","date_gmt":"2013-05-17T01:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/?p=1405"},"modified":"2013-06-13T16:08:51","modified_gmt":"2013-06-13T21:08:51","slug":"how-old-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/?p=1405","title":{"rendered":"How old are you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The day before yesterday Ana went shopping with Blake. When they got to the register the cashier looked at Blake and asked him the usual question: how old are you? 42, says Blake without hesitating and reassuring voice. The cashier starts laughing and Blake with her&#8230;. then he says: I am kidding I am seven. She looks at him and then asks Ana: is he really seven?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The day before yesterday Ana went shopping with Blake. When they got to the register the cashier looked at Blake and asked him the usual question: how old are you? 42, says Blake without hesitating and reassuring voice. The cashier starts laughing and Blake with her&#8230;. then he says: I am kidding I am seven. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/?p=1405\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How old are you?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1405"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1433,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions\/1433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dragocolosus.dyndns.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}